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Thought For the Day
by Mike Winstead
Subject: Granpa's Wisdom
Whether a man winds up with
the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick
he marries.
Trouble in marriage often
starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he
forgets his sugar
Too many couples marry for
better or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman,
they become one but the trouble starts when they try to decide
which one.
If a man has enough "horse
sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never
be an old nag.
Judgin' from the specimens
they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that brides often
blush.
On
anniversaries the
wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.
A foolish husband remarks to
his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin',
and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
The bonds of matrimony are a
good investment only when the interest is kept up.
Many
girls like to marry a military man--he can cook, sew, make
beds, and is in good health...and he's already used to taking
orders.
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