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Thought For the Day
by Mike Winstead
Enemy Humor
What
is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.
Have
you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and
leave them there.
What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.
What
do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.
What
is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.
Did
you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter
pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.
How
do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... B-1... A-6...F-18
What
is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.
What
do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming
from!
Why
does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.
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